“THE COLLAGE OF BUSNISS” A quote by a student…
The Finger is exclusively interested in his finger. This is his current scholarly interest. There is no other objective but the finger. If there is any time left after this priority, he will think of how to bring down the Hookah Master and his slave boy Vice Dean Yes Man. Playing it safe behind the scenes for now. Strategic objective number one remains the finger.
Dr Ah-Yo-Man’s image has recently suffered from depreciation. Soccer Daddy mentioned him very briefly in his blog. On this account, he has been mostly sitting in his office, reading his favorite book 50 Shades of Grey.
His favourite spot is the gym. He has opened his second office there. The team is worried about Dr Muscle since the publication of new research on the low levels of sexual interest in men who exercise regularly. Dr Yo Man has been trying to help but with no concrete results.
Glinda the Good
Usually in her best mood when wearing pink. This one indulges in phoniness and dress code creativity. Her most recent contribution to The Institution is a new rule for EPP. She has got inspiration from the military rule “don’t-ask-don’t-tell”. All EPP are now wearing tights 24/7, matching them with fluffy pink tops and pink underwear. Glinda’s 1-minute speeches (one sentence total) and 5-minute meetings where 3 minutes are dress code discussions have become legendary among all EPP. FYI, The Hookah Master hates her for not being a good Muslim.
Miss Bad Manners
If you want to be told off about anything, Miss Bad Manners is there for you. In her office facing the Finger, she spends her days sulking. Gossip is her primary interest. The second is the interior decoration of her office.
Also known as Doctor Handsome among the students. He had numerous fired friends but since the negativist lobby was finally dispersed in 2014, his primary goal is financing illicit alcohol deals for the rest of the business gang.
The Dark Mistress
Actively engaged in BDSM since 2013. The effects of this interest are becoming noticeable in the MBA policies.
Dr ACM Chicks Rock
What can we say? The sexy style of insturctors there is legendary. How can a man with a head like that not like ACM chicks? The cleaning personnel have been mopping his saliva from his office and on the way to ACM building. The process is known as “the giant slug has gone to ACM again”.