Name: Mohaned aka Spiderfatty
Past, present and future
Chief of AUMUtasi / AUM Ministerium fur Univarsitatsicherheit. Zig heil!
- Responsible for overseeing faculty attendance
- Responsible for checking faculty time spent in klosett. Schieize!
- Responsible for firing dissidents
- Got Sabine the Fuhrer to disappear trough repeated whipping with birch rods.
- Got Florentina the Tough to get fired through repeated lashing with horsewhips.
- Got Hazel the Bully to get fired through repetitive strapping of hands and flogging.
Create a playroom at the Institution.
Get Dr Yo-Man to lend me 50 Shades of Grey.