Resume

Name: Mohaned aka Spiderfatty

Age: unknown

Experience:

Past, present and future

Chief of AUMUtasi / AUM Ministerium fur Univarsitatsicherheit. Zig heil!

  • Responsible for overseeing faculty attendance
  • Responsible for checking faculty time spent in klosett. Schieize!
  • Responsible for firing dissidents

Achievements:

  • Got Sabine the Fuhrer to disappear trough repeated whipping with birch rods.
  • Got Florentina the Tough to get fired through repeated lashing with horsewhips.
  • Got Hazel the Bully to get fired through repetitive strapping of hands and flogging.

Future plans:

Create a playroom at the Institution.

Get Dr Yo-Man to lend me 50 Shades of Grey.

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Author: Shenou

I have a job.

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