What is AUM’s purpose of existence? Education, you might think. Not.
- Make money.
- Make more money.
- Make even more money.
How does AUM achieve this mission? Through scaring people. Here is a recipe how to scare people at AUM:
1. Fire a couple of people. Wait for a week or two.
2. Fire some more people.
3. Organize a barbecue to show everyone how you are being nice to those who behave. Let them socialize a little and gossip about who is next.
4. Fire some more people.
5. Fire a couple of heads of department.
6. Organize a college meeting to tell everyone how we must beware during those difficult times and how wrong it is to have an opinion.
7. Do some mega-construction work somewhere random.
8. Tell everyone big changes are coming. Try do some change management and fail at it.
9. Fire some more people.
10. Maintain the big scare by walking around to take notes of who is their office and who is not.