New Graduation Projects Ahead…

Spiderfatty and his new minions, the newly-formed gossip group, led by the Baptist and the Spark Plug along with the new dean Mr Couch Potato, have decided to reform the graduation projects. The previous reform had been done by the Hookah Master and the Minion. And even before that by Dr Jujubee himself. But AUM cannot have policies by people who are no longer with them – the moment someone leaves, everything must change. The moment the woman who designed the petty cash form it out, the whole place will be buzzing with creative people busy with new layouts for the petty cash… AUM changed the look of its official papers and its color scheme as many times as a designer in Marketing was fired. Same goes with the projects. We should not forget that when the Meek took over on his own for a period of time, he basically acted as if he had invented everything by trying look very wise and following the Hookah Master everywhere and in everything (more updates on the Meek’s new life coming soon).

Anyway! What is new with the graduation projects? While we might agree that change is good, “change is whate we do” to quote the AUM website, the Gossip Group has shared with us their idea of things. Wait for it … Are you ready for it? Graduation projects will be taught in classrooms with unified assignments. Isn’t this an amazing idea to kill off the scanty originality and uniqueness our students were capable of? But why, you may wonder? What is wrong with this? Good question! It is because HR and Registrar are confused. The assistants don’t get it. That means the Lady D doesn’t get it either. Nobody gets it. This shows you clearly how AUM works – faculty need to please the services that are supposed to be of service to them, not the other way around. Of course, if you get your idiotic faculty (and the Gossip Group) to follow the mighty orders from Spiderfatty, this will have unsurpassed results, usually ending in general chaos. Meanwhile, the Spark Plug will be extending his support to Patrick Star – the new robotics club leader who deals in fake robotics achievements (MORE on that latter).

So here are the advantages of the newly proposed graduation project scheme:

1)            Pay the faculty less

2)            The Egg knows what he is doing

3)            Lady D understands something for the first time

4)            Spiderfatty reaches his aim of making Engineering projects exactly like HR capstone projects

5)            The gossip group get to implement an idea for the first time

No one cares about best practice worldwide. No one cares about how well this worked for the students over the last few years and no one cares about academic integrity. Welcome to AUM!

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Author: Shenou

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