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Dear AUM/ACM Management,

We know that you are afraid. How does it feel like? We are glad you feel what we are feeling every single day on the job. To scare you even further, here are some stats. (Thank you ACMAUM Review for the idea – credit goes to you and we hope you do not mind us sharing ours. You beat us so far! Good job!)Stats

And to scare you even further, AUM News Weekly will soon be opening its LinkedIn profile to track all of your job posts and warn all of your potential employees of what an employer you are.

Kind regards,

AUM News Weekly

AUM finally follows AUM News Weekly trends

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You may have noticed the new visuals AUM use for their marketing campaigns. AUM News Weekly is proud to see that AUM finally follows in the Hookah Master’s steps and has chosen for its backgrounds the heavy smoke of hookah. We are also particularly happy that they have finally taken our example and truly accepted their identity. It was high time to show everyone the full extent to which AUM twisted principles of transparence, genuinity and fake dedication may cloud the judgment not only of AUM management but also of AUM lesser gods such as the Marketing Department. Our Hookah Lounge Cafe is open to anyone wishing to comment on this new, innovative idea.