Purdue University is in the Big Game

By The Legend 27

AUM News Weekly has just received this very interesting contribution and is now publishing it as such with very few minor edits. Food for thought, dear readers!
This university (AUMNewsWeekly Note: AUM) is getting more and more desperate every single day. They are swallowing students by the thousands and have no employees to back it up. No PhD teachers are even applying. All the applicants are very weak. Fresh graduates who either haven’t researched the place well or they had no other choice. The Purdue affiliation thing is one of the biggest scams in history. Just like Trump University in the United States. The contract has been made public. AUM, everything is out there. Even the students are out there talking about the blogs and laughing about what a joke this university has been all along. All these ads are out there to cover the twisted education system that it has turned into.

And now, since AUM is doing an illegal and unauthorized “investigation” and unethical hiding of their dark secrets, also, auditors got interested in the actions of AUM. They started investigating. And what did they find? Delicious pies. Absolutely delicious pies. You can smell it so easily.

In this link you will find the financial report of Purdue of 2016:

https://www.purdue.edu/bot/meeting-documents/2016/dec/aic/annual%20financial%20report.pdf

The auditors have seen that the contract between AUM and “Purdue” have a 1 million USD commitment per year. Alright, let’s see where is that money… oh wait… The financial report does not mention any 7 digit numbers. Not under non-operating revenue or any other contract revenue. Where did the money go? If AUM still claims that it has an affiliation with Purdue, it means that the money is still being paid. But even in 2014 and 2015, the money is not there. Why??? Where is the money??? Where did it go??? This is the big question. Could it be that people from inside Purdue management have got in The Big Game? Are they new characters or new Houses that are involved in this war. Well, logically thinking, a university such as Purdue won’t give affiliation that easily. They have to be involved in the research and of course gaining money and a percentage of revenue by AUM. But no, Human Soft is enjoying a 54 Million KWD equivalent to 170 Millions USD in 2016 alone. Imagine if Purdue and the Government of the United States know about this scam that is happening. 10% of that money can finance all the research at Purdue. So, what if someone who was close to AUM, who somehow saw an opportunity, to have a win-win situation with an unknown educational institute that can easily call itself “American” at the Ministry of Commerce of Kuwait because somehow, American Education should be worshiped and people would be easily persuaded. Hey, it’s an opportunity. Who would miss that? They can do small unnoticed actions at Purdue and divide the money between few people who know that they won’t harm the respected Purdue University. But what they don’t know is that they are in the big game now. They can’t leave. They are avoiding all connections now. Because if they were caught, they would be in court in the USA.

The game is much bigger than everyone thinks. There are a lot of things that are hidden. Very very dark secrets. Someone should write reports to all the media in the US, call all the newspapers, all the magazines. They would love a story like that. Purdue itself has to be investigated. The people have to know. AUM needs to be sold or managed by someone else who is a professional academic and a professor. But first the curtains have to go down to reveal more dark secrets.

Sincerely,
The Legend 27
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Disclaimer: The contents of this post do not intend to harm or harass any person, company, or institution of any kind. This post is intended to spread awareness and rejection of actions that are labeled as illegal in the International Human Rights Act, Kuwait Constitution Rights, and the Labor Law of Kuwait.
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Living in a fish bowl 24/7 is the newest fad at AUM

Our reporters spoke to a few AUMers who were leaving for the holidays. They have reported that the newest fad at AUM is spending all of your day in your fishbowl office.

“It all started with my neighbour who had an informal contest with one of the new guys. They bet 150 KD on how long they can spend in their glass offices without coming out,” one veteran says. “I have been here for 105 days now, 5 days past probation, and I consider myself a real veteran. But I have not seen anything like it. By the next day, one of them had already had breakfast, lunch and dinner in his office, and the other had managed to find a way of napping without getting noticed by the cameras. They gave one another breaks to go and shower in the gym.”

“When AUM put the new glass offices up, we all hated the idea. Imagine the lack of privacy! Because AUM encourages innovative research, I spent several months researching my colleagues’ toilet-going patterns. As my transparent office happened to be in front of the men’s toilet, I had a very good sample of subjects and I could gather big data. We even have the technology now to treat this big data! And now that I have grown to understand them better, through my top-notch research, I am very thankful to actually be sitting in a glass office, rather than a normal one,” another veteran claimed.

“Indeed, transparent offices are proven to increase productivity, efficiently and effectively, as well as kindly,” the winner of the office-sitting contest explained to our reporter. “I have now mastered the art of using all adverbs favoured by AUM management because I can appropriately and professionally see the screen of my neighbour who happens to be in middle management.”

Recent rumors claim that the Provost has proposed a new award to be distributed to AUM faculty – The Transparent Office Excellence Award. It is to be attributed to faculty who have managed to sit in their transparent office for the longest period of time from one academic year to the next. We believe that this will certainly motivate everyone and boost their morale. This award will come in replacement of the university-level excellence awards as their recipients have, until now, proven highly unreliable and have for this reason been terminated with immediate effect.

AUM now taking education to a whole new level

According to a paid commercial article in Forbes Middle East, AUM is taking education in Kuwait to “another level“. Yes, it is – to another level of illiteracy, judging by the skills of the copywriter… The article is a very weak attempt at advertising the university that pales in comparison to the blogs that everyone contributes to. AUM, it might be a good idea to improve your website instead of tracking bloggers.

For its comeback, AUM News Weekly has interviewed an inmate of the institution who claims that The Man Himself is a regular client of Forbes Middle East. It seems that Fahad paid for a couple of articles, as well as a gold medal, which no one at the university has seen, but select few, and which was delivered to him to decorate his office. Pictures of this medal can be found on the AUM Media Matrix but have never been shared publicly with staff. Why not? Should this not be something to be proud of? Not when you buy it with money, rather than genuine contribution!

We contacted Forbes Middle East to inquire about their articles on AUM. It turns out that all of these articles were commercial material. Press releases were sent by AUM. AUM was not contacted by journalists. Actually, AUM paid for these publications. Do not trust AUM when they boast about how papers and magazines write about them. All of this is press releases sent by AUM. The papers publish them either because

1. they had no other material and this was a welcome addition that was already written by someone at AUM or

2. they got paid to publish it.

Seems like Fahad’s greatest preoccupation has always been to shine like the great man he thinks he is. The same professor we spoke to at AUM reported to us that Fahad told the managerial team that he would like to personally deal with anyone publishing online. In case you are among the fearful who think he is too powerful and can do anything to you, this is an illusion. This guy is a master illusionist. If there is an investigation of AUM, the place will fall fast. The recent campaign of AUM wishing happy birthday to the Amir is an example of how scared the institution is and how much it hopes to project a clean face. They hope that with flattery, they will continue to abuse workers’ rights. In fact, nobody knows where Fahad’s money comes from. There is a lack of transparence in his own finances and much as there is a lack of clarity about AUM budget allocation.

A Lady’s Curriculum Vitae

In our series “Guess Whose CV It Is”, we are posting the below account of the life of a highly popular lady we recently featured in pictures. Heading the notorious “Bitches Circle”, she possesses unsurpassed talents that will be revealed to you below in the writing of Dr Invisible who has nothing better to do but send us his fantasies of his manager. Read below:

General Profile
I am a spoiled brat. Got divorced after popping out 4 kids. I am very good at sleeping around to go up the ladder. Finally, I got a stable affair that goes along with a stable job. I like to treat people like shit and get away with it. I feel sad and angry when they say I did not fuck them up properly. In such cases, I contribute to anti-AUM blogs.

Qualifications
Finished high school. Then enrolled for a Bachelor degree, where I was hoping to meet a lot of bachelors but did not. Got some diploma after many challenging years, but it required sleeping with most professors. Other than that, I am physically qualified for anything, really (see section Services).

Services
A+ – BI – CIM – Cpls – DUO – OWO – FK – GFE – Massage – Party Girl – PVC/Latex – Sub or Dom, yani I can do both depending who you are – Water sports – StripT maybe, depends on your paycheck

Previous Experience
High End Escorts in the Middle East. I had very fancy trips and important clients. I enjoy Dubai very much. I helped build AUM by sleeping around with an endless number of people.

Current Experience
I fire everyone who sleeps with me and doesn’t call me back. Yani, I am very bitchy like that. And I looove it.
I am working very hard on spicing things up with The Man Himself. We try different things those days, like experimenting with employees, yani, we like it.
I reject everything to look smart and important. Sometimes I wear leopard prints for the same purpose.
I write fancy posts on anti-AUM blogs and use the fancy title “The Rising Phoenix”.
I surround myself with fellow escorts and bitches from Campus XLife and Media Team.
Used the rat-faced HR biatch to be our slave. Yani, we like it. She washed our cars and held towels very well.

Future Plans
A.   Striving to keep the affairs going with The Man Himself. He started looking around for others because my parts are sagging. I need to get them redone. Ordered boxes of pills recently through our XProcurement Department. Blamed and terminated some faculty for stealing from us. In fact, we used the money to buy more toys.
B.   If Plan A doesn’t work, I am planning to find another rich guy for the same purposes. A woman has to do what a woman has to do.

The Mysterious Acquaintance of Lady D

One of our reporters has noticed that the Lady D is meeting with a mysterious man in a local cafe. What is she doing there while the rest of you are hard at work? It has come to our attention that she is meeting this man in various places around Egaila, but always avoiding the immediate vicinity of the university. Has she been taking legal advice? From the looks of it, and the multiplication of blogs these few days, she probably needs it!

From Nanotech to Opera House

We have all now seen the AUM Opera stock-image adds with fake musicians on them, as well as the concert video advertising AUM Opera (sounds like a new browser… maybe an idea for a graduation project? This way AUM can also control our Google traffic and monitor what we search for online). Great music, though likewise1920x671-Opera-english neither recorded, nor shot at AUM, but simply purchased online for the sake of a phony marketing campaign. Good thing now AUM marketing team were asked to add “house” to the announcement, so it reads “AUM Opera House”. Great! Now we get it, you illiterate people, you! You will have an empty opera house. Here is to Their Excellencies the local music stars coming to stage shows at your place, and you collecting ticket fees so that peasants from that part of Kuwait don’t have to go all the way up to Kuwait City to listen to some amateurs play out of tune. You will need to pick your clan AUM, as the Kuwait music scene is one big chessboard. Maybe SIK Productions could come show you how it is done… Or the Polish music school mafia?

And while we are at it, does anyone remember the AUM Nanotechnology Center? Yep, that is right. The image they used for that add was a stock one too – you can Google it. Phony image for a phony nanotech center. Did it happen? Do we have a nanotech center at AUM? It did not happen and we do not have it. Why? Because for a real nanotech center you need money, staff, interested managemeimagesGF94FH65nt and an academically strong environment.

Currently at AUM, we are struggling to even get a lab. We have been asking for mechanical engineering labs for over two years now and it is always in the pipelines. Always not approved. Because the Lady D at the top does not exactly care for genuine learning, or academic excellence.

In fact, things are exactly as Forbes Middle East put them (http://www.forbesmiddleeast.com/en/from-banker-to-refugee-to-multi-million-dollar-businessman/). AUM management are business people. They do not care for education, or else the article would have said “From Banker to a Leader in Education Management”. At this point though, it is more “From Banker to Refugee, to Mythomaniac”. And better still, “From Banker, to Mythomaniac, to Megalomaniac”.

AUM has the money, you might think. It does indeed. At AUM News Weekly we laid our hands on some financial documents. Yes, you read that right! We are analyzing them and will be posting some numbers for you very soon. Hey You was trying to tell us in one of his comments that we have nothing and that he dares us publish an AUM contract, and the Agreement. Well, now they are out, Hey You. So, watch out for the next documents that will become public and tremble for your job because some of them came to us through you, albeit indirectly.

Letter of Warning

 Dear Colleague,

I am a faculty member­ in the College of Bu­siness with a signifi­cant track record in ­my field. Today i rec­eived an official war­ning from #AUM HR for bein­g 3 minutes late. Tru­e, it can only happen­ at #AUM to respected ­faculty. So devastati­ng!  I am contacting ­a a law firm recommen­ded by my embassy. Th­is is not right and m­ust be fixed. Here is­ the message from my ­HOD:

Dear…..,­

We noticed your lack ­of adherence to #AUM w­orking hours policy. ­You are requested to ­attend a HR hearing a­t….

Kind regards,

/Signed: The Local HR Viper/